it’s ironic how middle school boys will make fun of the gay kid but then draw dicks on literally everything
girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye
there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more
that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance
finish this sentence: m
y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.
What the actual fuck
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